To everyone who still looks at this thing.
It's back and it's bad.
Carter Matschullat, your ass is mine.
My blog is so much better than your blog and I will proceed to tell you why in three concise reasons.
1. I am way cooler than you. Therefore, my blog is cooler simply by proxy.
2. My blog is sexier. It comes in black, like the new MacBooks. Now why would apple, who I know you like, make its cool enough white computer in black? Because black is sexy. Oh my god....so sexy.
3. Because Chris Jones, Jamie Lee, and Adam Fisher probably hate it and think yours is pretty funny.
let fly mr matschullat, let's see what you got.
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The butterfly song
Words and Music by Brian Howard
If I were a butterfly, I’d thank you Jamie for giving me wings
If I were a robin in a tree, I’d thank you Jamie that I could sing
If I were a fish in the sea, I’d wiggle my tail and I’d giggle with glee
But I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
For you gave me a heart and you gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus and you made me your child
And I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
If I were an elephant, I’d thank you Jamie by raising my trunk
If I were a kangaroo, You know I’d hop right up to you
If I were an octopus, I’d thank you Jamie for my fine looks
But I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
For you gave me a heart and you gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus and you made me your child
And I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
If I were a wiggly worm, I’d thank you Jamie that I could squirm
If I were a fuzzy wuzzy bear, I’d thank you Jamie for my fuzzy, wuzzy hair
If I were a crocodile, I’d thank you Jamie for my great smile
But I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
For you gave me a heart and you gave me a smile
You gave me Jesus and you made me your child
And I just thank you Jamie for making me, me
b i can't tell if that's cute or if...well...i mean it's a little weird.
but i love you.
i do.
no i do.
ok goodbye.
no you hang up first.
no your hang up first.
no you.
no i love you more.
no i love you more.
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