look at this guy. he's a devious, conniving, lascivious, kleptomaniachal, untrustworthy racist.
i don't trust brendon.
how could you? he's getting married, and what do we know about married people?
they have no code of conduct. they are beholden only to their betrothed, and so therefore have no scruples.
they will steal from you, write disparaging things on bathroom walls about you, and hit your puppy a little too hard on the flanks.
plus, he'll go into your room when you're not there and do THIS.
listen to this compelling testimonial from none other than Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
"One time Brendon came into my house and turned all of the knives in my kitchen around, so when I got up in the morning to eat my salmon, caviar and egg sandwich, I reached into the drawer for my boning knife and stabbed myself in the hand. Then I run over to the paper towels and realize that they've been taken. I bled all over my brand new spanish tile. I am not happy with Brendon."
And what about this from hall of famer Satchel Paige:
"Fucker."
Thank you Satchel, I couldn't have said it better myself.
