So, I was investigating this so called "profile" when I discovered that Blogger asks you a little question. Something capricious and carefree ideally, but the question I got most recently, was a little more serious.
It was as follows.
"Why is it the color blue always means raspberry flavored?"
And I was all like I know you didn't just ask me that. Because I am probably one of the few people who knows the truth about this whole sordid affair. So, I answered the question honestly, and I was CENSORED! max 150 characters MY ASS. THE MAN just doesn't want the truth of this mess to get out. Well well well, thanks to the unfathomable strength of my newly discovered "1-click publishing" I can now speak out against this which I have held inside me for so long.
THE TRUTH, MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE CONNECTION BETWEEN BLUE AND RASPBERRIES IS AS FOLLOWS:
It all started during Mao's Cultural Revolution. The color red became almost unanimous with Communism. Though most of the world did not know it, raspberries were a substantial part of China's GDP at that time, and accounted for nearly half of the exports coming out of China. After the cultural revolution however, few in the "West" wanted anything to do with those slanty-eyed communists and their damned color red. So, in an incredibly deft manuever of propaganda, Mao had the color of raspberries changed to blue, and laundered the origin of the raspberries in the extensive mess of international postage. That is how today, The American Public so readily eats up their Blue Razz refreshers from Stewarts, The Blue Raspberry blow pop and other such engines of communist spin. Blue is not the color of freedom friends. It is the color of deceit.
Just call me Shallow Larynx.
3 comments:
You couldn't be more entirely wrong. I, of course, looked it up. Even before I could make my own Internet search-based opinions come to light, I found this external blog:
http://www.23ae.com/index.asp?post=178
It seems as if someone has thought about it well before you and I, Peterson, and that their response is [gasp!] BETTER! I suggest you rethink and revise.
As for my own personal theory, well, I don't have one. But I know that it has nothing to do with Communism or children preferring the color of the sky.
lena,
first of all never believe anything a discoridan says is true. their whole thing is to fill the world with lies and misinformation.
second of all, NEVER SAY JAMIE IS WRONG ON HIS OWN BLOG OR YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!1
p.s. kristen says hi, and she thinks you are cute, james.
p.p.s. this comment has peepee on it.
Brendon,
It's my responsibility to look things up, MY BLOGGING REQUIREMENTS ARE THUS! At least I don't leave sicko bouncy-metal-legged porn lady images in your comment zone.
I should.
And Jamie, I hold that there are many gaps in your logic. We'll talk about them over this the chilly Magic Hat Summer Variety Show that you're jingling around right now. Sip!
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